DM-Pressure][

Liandri Corporations North American Pressure Facility was closed by tournament officials last year after a Q3a instructor took his class there on an 'advanced learning excursion'.. And accidentally killed his 23 students in the pressure chamber.

While fending off accusations of 'n00b' and 'OMFG j00 suXXor teh boen', the Quakemaster issued the following statement:

"Humiliation".

After seemingly endless litigation, Liandri Corporation has been cleared of any and all responsibility for the tragedy and is pleased to announce the re-opening of thier North American Pressure Facility, which has been updated during the investigation, for tournament use.

Quake afficionados are no longer admitted on tour dates.